不喜欢不许飞砖头，否则以后不敢发了。 一个关于布谷鸟闹钟的笑话。 有天晚上，我被邀请去和一群女孩联欢。我告诉我老公，我会在晚上12点前回家，“我保证！” 结果，在这么个欢快和有酒为伴的气氛下，时间过得特别快。 大约临晨3点，带着些醉意，我回到家。刚刚进门，就听见厅里的闹钟开始整点响零。因为是三点，所以布谷了三次。 我马上意识到我的老公可能醒着，我立刻学布谷声音9次，同时我为我自己这么快就想到一个如此好的方法感到非常得意。这样做是为了避免和我老公发生冲突。（3+9=12 点钟） 第二天早上，我老公问我几点回家的，我告诉他“晚上12点”。他好象没有生气和指责我的意思。哈哈，过关啦！这时候我老公说，我们需要换一个新的闹钟了。 当我问他为什么的时候，他说：“是这样的，昨天晚上我们的闹钟布谷了三次，然后说“哦，SHIT”，然后布谷了4次，清了清嗓子，之后又布谷了3次，咯咯的傻笑两声，最后布谷了2次，就拌到了茶几，还放了个屁。” 原文如下（可以对照着看，我还是对自己的翻译水平不够自信）: The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."